i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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