I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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