in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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