How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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