it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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