Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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