My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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