I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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