i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My penis needs a shock collar
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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