According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
