I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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