where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You can make out without kissing
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