WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
