he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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