Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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