Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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