Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
