Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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