Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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