Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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