I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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