I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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