I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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