Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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