well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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