Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
organizing the empties. That sober.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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