Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
