You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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