singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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