belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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