Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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