I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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