If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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