oh god the rape fog is back!
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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