I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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