Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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