so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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