hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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