we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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