I wish I only lived at night.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Panties = found
Randomize
