Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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