What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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