Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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