I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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