Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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