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(414): View more from Wisconsin

hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.

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(845): View more from New York

hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy

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(949): View more from California

Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses

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(949): View more from California

Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.

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(641): View more from Iowa

If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)

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(208): View more from Idaho

It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney

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