I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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