I wish i was in the wii world.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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