May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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