I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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