I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize