hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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