I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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