If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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