Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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