I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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