I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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