I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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